7.28.2008

Cable girl

I really, really want to get cable for my apartment. It feels as if I'm at my breaking point of calling the cable company and demanding they send over a technician because I NEED CABLE NOW, DAMN IT, PLEASE MISTER! I haven't had cable for six months, you see. And when I go the gym, I leave even more tempted because I get to see SO MANY SHOWS as I sweat my balls off. (I just reread this paragraph, and it sounds kinky, huh? But seriously, it's really about cable--television.)

But then rationale snaps back at me declaring that if I did get cable, I wouldn't leave the house, and I'd use up all my sick leave playing hooky from work to take in all the wonderful shows meant for Americans like me. Plus I'd be stuffing my face with oh-so-yummy snacks.

WTF? Even that paragraph sounds nasty.

I'm ending this post here and grabbing my book. Kay-thanks-bye.

5 comments:

Nette said...

Boo, just do it. GET THE CABLE!!! You are missing out on HGTV, Law and Order SVU, etc... :-) I watch tv at the gym, but come home and watch tv also. It is so worth it.

Gin said...

Boo, get cable! Just DVR your shows and fast forward through commercials. You'll save time that way! You can catch up on all the RW you have missed.

Marsha said...

yes i agree! get the cable. so you wont sweat balls off and stuff faces with yummy things!

Raquel said...

Oh, the peer pressure. I think I will wait on it; going to test my willpower a bit more first.

Thanks, ladies.

Lisanne624 said...

Yes, get cable! Then you will find yourself spending $$$ every month while only watching network TV! :)